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Auto Fooler Butt Putt
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As you know, there are often times when you need to seriously torture your victim into thinking he has major engine trouble. Big clouds of smoke along with whistling sounds coming from the engine will usually do the trick. Simply wire an Auto Fooler to a spark plug and to ground (instructions are included). You can wire this device to any engine that has a spark plug, so in addition to cars and trucks, you can also prank scooters and motorcycles, boat motors or lawn mowers. When the victim starts the motor, a loud whistle will go off along with a big cloud of smoke.

Auto Foolers were first invented around 1941 and were available until 1990 or so. They have finally been reintroduced after an long period of engineering that would satisfy the Consumer Product Safety Commission. The new version does not have the final report (Bang!) as it used to but it does have a whistle and lots of smoke and works really great. Be sure to read all safety information included.

Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.
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As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included! Do you know somebody who is always running late? The Backward Clock is the ultimate in time saving devices. This clock actually runs backwards to give you all the extra time that you need. The hour, minute, and second hands all move backward to help you save time. This clock also makes a great gift for somebody who is retiring. Diameter of the clock is 10". Quartz movement keeps great time backwards. Requires one AA battery.
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Secretly place the Party Pooper on the toilet seat and wait for the reactions! This rendition of a fake turd is so nicely created that the main problem is that it gets flushed away by the victim who thinks it is the real thing. You can also place this prank on the bedsheets or in the dirty laundry.
Like drunks, smokers are always fair game for practical jokes, according to the Geneva Convention. A good way to observe this open season on smokers is by the use of cigarette loads. Cigarette loads are best used in a controlled setting, such as while sitting around playing cards or watching a game, etc. The best way to use them is to make a little pilot hole in the tobacco end of the cigarette with a toothpick or straightened out paper clip. Insert the load and then push it in a little farther. You don't want it to go off when they are lighting it, rather set it to go off after a few puffs. Loads are the sure cure for cigarette moochers. Keep a loaded cigarette in your pack with a little pencil mark on it or turned upside down so you'll be ready the next time the mooch needs one because he left his in the machine.



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Simply squeeze the bubble inside the metallic envelope to start the fun off with a fart bomb. The envelope will puff up and explode with a pop, leaving a bad smell behind. Fart bombs are another version of a stink bomb. Fart bombs are sealed foil and plastic envelopes and contain bad smelling stuff plus ingredients to start a simple chemical reaction. To trigger the fart bomb you squeeze the little bubble of liquid inside the envelope until it ruptures. The envelope will start to puff up immediately and will explode with a loud pop in about a half a minute and leave a bad smell behind. Dropping the fart bomb in a trash barrel will amplify the sound. Since there is a short time delay with this type of stink bomb, you get a few seconds to make your getaway. You can also use fart bombs as booby traps by placing them strategically where they will be stepped on.


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