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Like drunks, smokers are always fair game for practical jokes, according to the Geneva Convention. A good way to observe this open season on smokers is by the use of cigarette loads. Cigarette loads are best used in a controlled setting, such as while sitting around playing cards or watching a game, etc. The best way to use them is to make a little pilot hole in the tobacco end of the cigarette with a toothpick or straightened out paper clip. Insert the load and then push it in a little farther. You don't want it to go off when they are lighting it, rather set it to go off after a few puffs. Loads are the sure cure for cigarette moochers. Keep a loaded cigarette in your pack with a little pencil mark on it or turned upside down so you'll be ready the next time the mooch needs one because he left his in the machine.
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. " - Groucho Marx
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