- I like your approach. Now let's see about your departure.
- When it comes to helping you out, I will stop at nothing.
- Next time you pass my house I'll really appreciate it.
- The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've
got it made.
- He always makes people laugh, especially when he leaves the room.
- He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
- He always thinks twice before speaking, so he can come out with
something really nasty.
- He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation
brilliant.
- He started out in life as an unwanted child. Now he's wanted in
10 states.
- He was a model husband -- just not a working model.
- My mind is already made up so don't confuse me with the facts.
- He has a good head on his shoulders, but it would look better
on his neck.
- His mouth is so big, when he yawns his ears disappear.
- She has so many wrinkles on her forehead she has to screw her
hat on.
- He has a nice personality -- but not for a human being.
- He's a second story man. Nobody ever believes his first story.
- He was born April 2nd -- one day too late.
- Nobody can call him a quitter -- he's always been fired from
every job he ever had.
- Show me a man with very little money and I'll show you a bum.
- He's a man of his convictions and he has served time for every
one of them.
- Stick with me and you'll have onions as big as diamonds.
- Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and
change the subject.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an artist.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a
damn.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you.
- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to
burn off.
- No, my powers can only be used for good.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn
to worship me.
- You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
- Who me? I just wander from room to room.
- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the
cellular level I'm really quite busy.
- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive
habits.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
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