• People who fly look down on people who don't fly.
• I never wear gloves on a date. I feel better without them.
• Everybody in the room was there.
• As a child, I was very young.
• If things don't change they're going to remain the same.
• The best way to cure insomnia is to get lots of sleep.
• I'm glad I wasn't born in France because I can't speak a word of French.
• The future isn't what it used to be.
• The lake comes right up to the shore.
• We should go metric every inch of the way.
• When it comes to helping you out I will stop at nothing.
• He was condemned to be hanged, but he saved his life by dying in prison.
• If I had a million dollars I'd be a millionaire.
• Next time you pass my house I'll really appreciate it.
• Down deep, he was very shallow.
• I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.
• I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
• When a fail-safe system fails, it fails by failing to be fail-safe.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before.
• Don't believe in superstitions -- it brings bad luck.
• Think of the present as the past of your future.
• The future is much like the present, only longer.
• Not having children is hereditary in my family.
• "You can observe a lot by watching." - Yogi Berra
• I'll never forget the day I was born. I cried like a baby.
• "It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear." - Dick Cavett
• He attributed his old age to the fact that he was born a long time ago.
• "There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing." - Eugene Ionesco
• "If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's going to stop them." - Yogi Berra
• Most babies born today are very young.
• If your income doesn't keep up with your outgo, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
• "They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work." - Casey Stengel
• The climate in the Sahara is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
• "No one goes to that restaurant any more; it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra
• Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.
• In two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
• "My mother got up every morning at 5:00 am no matter what time it was."- Sam Levinson
• I never drink unless I'm alone or with somebody.
• "Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down." - Woody Allen
• Don't come running to me if you break your leg.
• "Show me a man with very little money and I'll show you a bum." - Henny Youngman
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."- Samuel Goldwyn
• Please do not read this.