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4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions
8 out of 10 voices in my head say "don't shoot"
A man and his truck. It's a beautiful thing
A woman & her truck -- It's a beautiful thing
All Men Are Animals Some Just Make Better Pets
Answer my prayers...Steal this car
Are You DRUNK Or Just On Your CELLPHONE?
As long as there are tests There will always be Prayer In Public Schools
Back off I'm gonna fart!
BREAST INSPECTION 20 FEET AHEAD (PLEASE HAVE 'EM OUT)
Can't Feed em? Don't breed em
Cat - The other white meat
Caution - Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore
Caution: Blonde Thinking
Caution: I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds
Clear The Road I'm Sixteen
C'mon, Give Me The Finger LIKE YOU MEAN IT
CONSCIOUSNESS That Confusing Time Between Naps
Could You Be Any More UP MY ASS?
Daytona Beach, The Redneck Riviera
Do I look like I give a shit?
DO NOT WASH
Don't Mess With U.S.
Don't rush me! I get paid by the hour.
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
Drinking Won't Solve Your Problems BUT PASSING OUT WILL
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
Earth First We'll screw up the other planets later
Even though this is a stupid sticker,
Fish tremble at the sound of my name
For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes
GAS, GRASS OR ASS
GET EVEN Live Long Enough To Become A Problem To Your Kids
God Bless America
Grow your own dope.. Plant a man!
Gun control means using both hands
Guns Don't Kill People. Drivers With Cellphones Do.
Have A Nice Day
Temporarily
Heaven won't have me... Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over
Horn Broken, Watch For Finger
How Do I Spell Relief? F-A-R-T
How's my driving Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
I am not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk
I Brake For Hooters
I Can Handle Any Crisis. I Have Children.
I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In
I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every
minute of it
I fish, therefore, I lie
I GAVE UP DRINKING, SMOKING, AND SEX.
I Go Wherever I'M TOWED
I just do what the little voices tell me to do.
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
I love my country... government I'm afraid of
I Made It Over The Hill And All I Got Was This Damn Sticker
I suffer from C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit
I Used Up All My Sick Days
I want to be just like BarbieBitch has everything!
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if
I'd smack you, but shit splatters
If Money Is The Root of All Evil,Why Do Churches Beg For It?
If My Smoking Bothers You...
If Size Doesn't Matter How Come I'm So Popular?
If You Don't Vote DON'T WHINE.
If You Lived In Your Car YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW
Illiterate? Write for Help
I'M GETTIN' OFF HERE
I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience
I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse
I'm only driving like this to piss you off
I'm Retired. GO AROUND ME.
It's Called Tourist Season So Why Can't We Shoot 'Em?
Jesus Loves You
JUST SAY NO TO CRACK (graphic of butt crack)
Keep honking, I'm reloading
Keep the fish Throw the old lady back
Laugh and the world laughs with you...PUKE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does
Temporarily
Life's a bitch and so am I
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
Men are idiots and I married their king
MEN ARE NOT PIGS
Men have feelings too, but who really cares?
Money Talks
More Trees Less Bush
My 401K is now a 101K
My Child was inmate of the month at county jail
My Ideal Girlfriend: A Nympho Liquor Store Owner
My kid beat up your honor student
Never Prouder To Be An AMERICAN
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Over 50 Been there Done That Can't Remember
PMS - Punish Men Severely
Politicians & Diapers NEED TO BE CHANGED for the same Reason
Question Authority Ask Me Anything
QUIT HONKING I'm On The Phone, Damn It
Sarcasm - Just one more service I offer.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian
SHUT UP AND FISH
Sleep With Me Once. Thank Me Forever.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
STUPIDITY ISN'T A HANDICAP Park Somewhere Else
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
Support The Police. BEAT YOURSELF UP.
THE EARTH'S FULL... GO HOME
THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET
This Car Is A Status Symbol It Symbolizes Me Being Poor
This Definitely Wasn't One of My Three Wishes
This is not an abandoned vehicle
This vehicle stops at all garage sales
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, Stay off my ass!
Was It Love At First Sight - Or Should I Drive By Again?
Watch out! I'm late for DRIVERS ED CLASS
We are coming. God may forgive you. We will not
WE INTERRUPT THIS MARRIAGE TO BRING YOU THE RACING SEASON.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
What would Scooby do?
When I Married Mr. Right I Didn't Know His First Name Was Always
Where the hell is Easy Street?
Where There's A Will
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT?
WIFE AND DOG MISSING
REWARD FOR DOG
With guns, trucks, and beer,
Women come and go, but...you can rely on a truck
Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
WORK is for people who don't know how to GOLF
Work like you don't need the money
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the whole damn road
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
You Don't Work Full Time TILL YOU'RE A MOM
You have to be real secure to be seen in a car like this
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
Your Body Is a Temple Mine's an Amusement Park
Your kid's an honor student,You're a moron
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