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Party Pooper Talking Refrigerator
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party pooper Talking Refrigerator
Secretly place the Party Pooper on the toilet seat and wait for the reactions! This rendition of a fake turd is so nicely created that the main problem is that it gets flushed away by the victim who thinks it is the real thing. You can also place this prank on the bedsheets or in the dirty laundry.
The talking refrigerator prank insults the next person to open the refrigerator.

Turn the switch on this wisecracking novelty and place it inside the refrigerator. It is light activated so when the refrigerator door opens, the insults start. What better way to help the dieter?

Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Squirting Nickel Rubber Chocolate Donut
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Squirting Nickel rubber chocolate donut
The squirting nickel is a nicely crafted little prank that is always good for a laugh. This is an actual nickel that has been modified in a machine shop to include a little brass chamber in the hollowed out back and a little pin hole in the front. To load the squirt nickel you hold it under water and squeeze the nickel until you don't see any more air bubbles. Dry off the nickel and you're ready. Ask the victim if he can read the date on the coin or, if he can see the sprinkler system on Jefferson's lawn. When he gets in range, squeeze the nickel and a little stream of water hits the victim in the face. One more way to approach the victim: ask if he can see the flower garden in front of Jefferson's house. Then you can say: whoops, there goes the sprinkler system.
The genuine fake chocolate rubber donut definitely looks good enough to eat, and it is the same size and weight as a regular donut. As an added plus, this fake donut is totally low in cholesterol, as well as any other edible ingredients.
Talking Toilet Telescopic Fork
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Talking Toilet telescopic fork
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
You can have some instant fun any time food is served when you have your telescopic fork. This specially made fork is a cross between a fork and a telescoping antenna. It extends out over two feet to give you a nice reach all around the dinner table or buffet bar. Make use of snappy lines such as: You don't mind sharing, do you? Do you mind if I play through? Okay, fork it over. Retracts down to 9 inches.



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drinking bird

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Drinking Bird
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids. Makes a great bar decoration.


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