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Hypno Glasses Rubber Chocolate Donut
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"Look into my eyes and now do as I say." Beware the amazing power of Hypno Glasses.
The genuine fake chocolate rubber donut definitely looks good enough to eat, and it is the same size and weight as a regeular donut. As an added plus, this fake donut is totally low in cholesterol, as well as any other edible ingredients.
Lotto Ticket, fake - Mega Cash Butt Putt
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lotto ticket fake mega cash butt putt

The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.
Talking Toilet Chinese Finger Trap
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Talking Toilet Chinese Finger Trap
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

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Today's Super Deal!

fart machine 2

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fart machine 2
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.


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