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Talking Toilet Sucker Money
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Talking Toilet sucker money
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Don't you just hate it when drunken bums come up begging for money in the streets? Drop some of these fake bills around and watch the winos scramble for them. When they pick up the bill and see the inside, there's a message they do not really want to see: GET A JOB AND PICK UP SOME REAL MONEY! Also works great in front of banks or ATM's. Contains 10 per package.
Flying Butterfly Pocket Disgusting Sounds
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flying butterfly prank pocket disgusting sounds
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out and around the room. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart. As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included!
Hand Farter Squirting Nickel
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The Hand Farter works like a whoopee cushion that you can conceal in your hand. Hold the device in your hand with the opening against your palm and squeeze. Farting sounds ensue. Blame others around you by pointing, nodding, or rolling your eyes. He who dealt it... The squirting nickel is a nicely crafted little prank that is always good for a laugh. This is an actual nickel that has been modified in a machine shop to include a little brass chamber in the hollowed out back and a little pin hole in the front. To load the squirt nickel you hold it under water and squeeze the nickel until you don't see any more air bubbles. Dry off the nickel and you're ready. Ask the victim if he can read the date on the coin or, if he can see the sprinkler system on Jefferson's lawn. When he gets in range, squeeze the nickel and a little stream of water hits the victim in the face. One more way to approach the victim: ask if he can see the flower garden in front of Jefferson's house. Then you can say: whoops, there goes the sprinkler system.



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fart bomb

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fart bomb
Simply squeeze the bubble inside the metallic envelope to start the fun off with a fart bomb. The envelope will puff up and explode with a pop, leaving a bad smell behind. Fart bombs are another version of a stink bomb. Fart bombs are sealed foil and plastic envelopes and contain bad smelling stuff plus ingredients to start a simple chemical reaction. To trigger the fart bomb you squeeze the little bubble of liquid inside the envelope until it ruptures. The envelope will start to puff up immediately and will explode with a loud pop in about a half a minute and leave a bad smell behind. Dropping the fart bomb in a trash barrel will amplify the sound. Since there is a short time delay with this type of stink bomb, you get a few seconds to make your getaway. You can also use fart bombs as booby traps by placing them strategically where they will be stepped on.


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