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Flying Butterfly Exhaust Whistle
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flying butterfly prank exhaust pipe whistle
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart. How many times have you wished you could torture your victim by making him think he has car problems? Well, here's a simple, cheap, and harmless way to annoy the crap out of anybody. The exhaust pipe whistle acts like a reed and when placed in the stream of outgoing exhaust in the car's tailpipe, a loud whistling will occur. This usually has the effect of driving the victim nuts, thinking that there is something wrong with the car. One time a young man had his mother's car and was visiting one of the neighbor's daughters. We slipped an exhaust whistle into his tailpipe and off he went, only about 100 feet before he stopped. Freaking out, he just knew his mother was going to kill him for whatever the heck he did to her car. We let him off the hook of course, after a bit of torture during which we interrogated him about his driving habits. One customer wrote in with a story of how he actually got himself fired by putting the whistle in a co-workers car. Coincidentally the car broke down, a complaint was filed and the prankster was suddenly unemployed. There's another rather mean story of a guy I know who, as an act of revenge, used a broomstick to push the exhaust pipe whistle so deep into the victim's tailpipe that it had to be cut out with a torch. The exhaust whistle will fit most tailpipes. Just bend the side flanges for a snug fit. When you want to let your mark off the hook, you can fish the whistle out of the tailpipe with a coat hanger and use it again. Use two for dual exhaust vehicles.
Rubber Chocolate Donut Potato Gun
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rubber chocolate donut potato gun
Genuine fake chocolate donut looks good enough to eat. Set the trap for the greedy donut hogs and watch them bite into this fake rubber pastry. This is an item that is definitely low in cholesterol as well as any other edible ingredients.
This is a modern version of the old fashioned "spud gun". Simply poke the end of the gun into a potato to load it up, then fire. An average potato yields about 300 rounds. Shoots up to 50 feet and is harmless. Ammo is available at the grocery store.
Bang Gun with Flag Fart Machine #2
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Bang Flag Gun fart machine 2
Here's a great prop for a goofy video. It's just like you've seen in the cartoons. You just pull the trigger and a little flag flies out that says BANG.
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.



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telescopic fork

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telescopic fork
You can have some instant fun any time food is served when you have your telescopic fork. This specially made fork is a cross between a fork and a telescoping antenna. It extends out over two feet to give you a nice reach all around the dinner table or buffet bar. Make use of snappy lines such as: You don't mind sharing, do you? Do you mind if I play through? Okay, fork it over. Retracts to 9 inches.


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