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Weepy the Wee Wee Snake, fake
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Weepy the Wee Wee 36" fake snake
Here's a delightfully tasteless squirting prank that provides hours of demented fun. It's an 8" tall plastic boy that looks completely harmless. When the unsuspecting person comes in for a closer look however, you quickly pull down the boy's shorts and he rudely pees all over your victim. Lots of laughs. The yellow button on the pedestal is where you fill Weepy with water. Holds plenty of ammo for multiple victims. Very realistic three foot long fake snake is perfect for practical jokes. Position the fake snake artfully in a plant, in a brief case or purse or by the front door. Or use some mono-filament fishing line tied around the snake's head to make a startling prank for the beer cooler, car door, cabinet, or toilet seat. Simply tie a length of line so that the snake flies up at the victim when they open the cooler, door, or toilet lid. Many uses. Comes in assorted colors.
Exhaust Whistle Talking Toilet
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exhaust pipe whistle Talking Toilet
How many times have you wished you could torture your victim by making him think he has car problems? Well, here's a simple, cheap, and harmless way to annoy the crap out of anybody. The exhaust pipe whistle acts like a reed and when placed in the stream of outgoing exhaust in the car's tailpipe, a loud whistling will occur. This usually has the effect of driving the victim nuts, thinking that there is something wrong with the car. One time a young man had his mother's car and was visiting one of the neighbor's daughters. We slipped an exhaust whistle into his tailpipe and off he went, only about 100 feet before he stopped. Freaking out, he just knew his mother was going to kill him for whatever the heck he did to her car. We let him off the hook of course, after a bit of torture during which we interrogated him about his driving habits. One customer wrote in with a story of how he actually got himself fired by putting the whistle in a co-workers car. Coincidentally the car broke down, a complaint was filed and the prankster was suddenly unemployed. There's another rather mean story of a guy I know who, as an act of revenge, used a broomstick to push the exhaust pipe whistle so deep into the victim's tailpipe that it had to be cut out with a torch. The exhaust whistle will fit most tailpipes. Just bend the side flanges for a snug fit. When you want to let your mark off the hook, you can fish the whistle out of the tailpipe with a coat hanger and use it again. Use two for dual exhaust vehicles.
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Exploding Pen Party Pooper
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exploding pen party pooper
This pen triggers off a super loud bang when the top is pulled off.

Get the victim to draw an "x" on a piece of paper with the promise that you will show him a cool trick.
This ruse will distract him from the pen.

This reusable prank requires strip caps, found on this page: http://www.fakecrap.com/caps-p/1020.htm
Secretly place the Party Pooper on the toilet seat and wait for the reactions! This rendition of a fake turd is so nicely created that the main problem is that it gets flushed away by the victim who thinks it is the real thing. You can also place this prank on the bedsheets or in the dirty laundry.



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fart machine 2

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fart machine 2
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.


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