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Tiny Hands Floater
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tiny hands Floating Turd
Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over ten inches long and is extremely realistic.
Talking Toilet Chinese Finger Trap
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Talking Toilet Chinese Finger Trap
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

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Talking Refrigerator Flying Butterfly
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Talking Refrigerator flying butterfly prank
The talking refrigerator prank insults the next person to open the refrigerator.

Turn the switch on this wisecracking novelty and place it inside the refrigerator. It is light activated so when the refrigerator door opens, the insults start. What better way to help the dieter?

Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out and around the room. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart.



Today's Super Deal!

drinking bird

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Drinking Bird
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids. Makes a great bar decoration.


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