you must be Joe King!
When you can't resist the temptation to torture the
person who's nuts about their car, reach for a sheet
of bird crap stickers. Mention in passing that you
saw somebody feeding birds near their car (okay so maybe that
somebody was you and you saw yourself in the mirror). Bird crap
stickers are completely harmless and easily peel back off the
victim's car. You can also apply these stickers to motorcycles, helmets, lawn furniture, and anything else that birds might crap on.
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