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F. U. Telephone Pad
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This is a standard telephone message pad with one major difference.
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Instant Pecker
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Drop the Instant Pecker in water and within 24 hours it will swell in size by 400%!
Remove from water and it will shrink back down to a dinky pecker.
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Colossal Condom
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Gigantic joke condom. 3 1/2 " in diameter.
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Fading Vision Eye Chart
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Test your victim's eyesight and mental quickness. Read from left to right to read the message.
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Phony Face
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Picture says it all.
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X-Rated Lotto Tickets
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Package of 4 scratch off tickets look real, but reveal one of several rude messages to the "winner".
The "winner's" message is:
YOU LOSE SHITHEAD
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
KISS MY ASS!
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
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