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Squirt Cigarette
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Here's a trick cigarette that squirts water on your victim.

To operate, squeeze the bulb attached to the cigarette while holding it under water. Once the bulb is filled with water, conceal it in your hand while allowing the cigarette end to protrude through your fingers. Once you get within range of the victim, fire away.

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Water Balloon Filler
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For Quick Water Balloon Filling. Easily Attaches to All Hoses and Spigots.
The best prepared side will win the water balloon war!
Phony Squirt Catsup
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Looks like catsup squirting out of the bottle. Very startling.
Phony Squirt Mustard
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Appears as if you've squirted the victim with mustard.

Always gets a reaction

** Great at picnics. **
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Squirt Toilet Seat
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The next person to sit down will get a blast of water on their bottom coming from under the seat.

Fill the bulb with water by squeezing it and then releasing it while holding it under water. Position the bulb under one of the round tabs under the toilet seat. Secure it in place with the suction cup. Aim the nozzle carefully. When the victim sits down, they will be greeted by a surprising squirt of water.

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Squirt Camera
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3" Squirt Camera has a multi-directional aim for improved trickiness.
Turn the button on top towards your target and then press the button to squirt.
Squirt Flower
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Here's the classic squirting flower prank. Wear this realistic flower on your lapel and when the victim comes near, squeeze the water filled bulb for the big surprise. You will see the kind of reaction you can usually only find on the cartoon network.
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Water Balloons
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Package of 144 top quality latex water balloons.
Weepy the Wee Wee
Weepy the Wee Wee
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Here's a delightfully tasteless squirting prank that provides hours of demented fun. It's an 8" tall plastic boy that looks completely harmless. When the unsuspecting person comes in for a closer look however, you quickly pull down the boy's shorts and he rudely pees all over your victim. Lots of laughs. The yellow button on the pedestal is where you fill Weepy with water. Holds plenty of ammo for multiple victims.
Squirt Nickel
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This is a specially modified nickel that holds one nice little charge and can quickly be reloaded for the next victim. This trick makes a great, harmless April Fool's prank and is also good for a laugh any other day of the year.