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Puff Cigarettes
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1 to 11 packs for $.75 each
12 to 47 packs for $.65 each
48 or more for $.55 each
petrified cigarette
Petrified Cigarette
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This is a simple but very effective trick which will bring a laugh. Simply insert one of the treated rods into a cigarette and wait for someone to ask for a smoke. The treated rod inside the cigarette prevents the ash from falling off. You can also use this on your own cigarette to make the victim think you are going to drop that long ash on their carpet.
Cigarette Burn
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Prank that looks like someone left a burning cigarette.

Great For:

   * Rug
   * Table
   * Couch
Squirt Cigarette
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Here's a trick cigarette that squirts water on your victim.

To operate, squeeze the bulb attached to the cigarette while holding it under water. Once the bulb is filled with water, conceal it in your hand while allowing the cigarette end to protrude through your fingers. Once you get within range of the victim, fire away.

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Stink Loads
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Here's a great prank to pull on the smoker. The stink cigarette load works like the exploding load only it is more subtle. Instead of a bang or a pop, the victim will notice that the loaded cigarette tastes awful and smells worse. Everyone in the immediate area will notice the bad smell. Each package contains 6 loads. Use a toothpick or a straightened out paper clip to create a little pilot hole in the end of a cigarette. Push the load in a little ways and cover with tobacco. Mark the loaded cigarette with a pencil or turn it upside down in the pack if it is filtered and you will be ready to pull a good prank on the cigarette moocher.

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Puff Cigar
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Looks just like a lit cigar complete with glowing end and puffs of smoke coming out. The smoke illusion is caused by powder inside the fake cigar. Blowing gently into the cigar makes it look like you have a lit cigar going.

Have some fun by acting drunk and waving the "lit" cigar around and blowing out puffs of "smoke" in a no smoking area. Drop the cigar on the expensive carpet or sofa.

You can extend the use of this item by removing the piece of cotton from the end and putting in a pinch of corn starch or baby powder. For tips on the proper way to use practical joke products, subscribe to The Practical Joker Weekly Newsletter at the bottom left of this page. It's free and you can win a bag of tricks by sending in your practical joke.
Cigarette Loads
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Poke a cigarette load in the end of a cigarette and POP!, the cigarette moocher is instantly cured of his habit.
Each package contains 10 loads.
Exploding Lighter
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When this lighter is picked up off the table it triggers a cap with a very loud bang. Requires single shot caps.
Foaming Lighter Refill
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Refill for the Foaming Lighter
Smoking Donkey
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Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere!