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Flying Butterfly Dribble Glass
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flying butterfly prank dribble glass
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out and around the room. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart. The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.
Mouse Attack Smoking Donkey
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mouse attack Smoking Donkey
Very realistic fake mouse that you stick inside a cabinet or behind a door. When the victim opens that door, the mouse will fly out at them. Mention casually beforehand that you heard there was a problem with mice in the neighborhood due to recent demolition and construction. This is a nicely made, very light fake mouse attached to some nearly invisible monofilament line. Also included are twelve circles of tape to anchor the mouse.
Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere!
Cigarette Loads Auto Fooler
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Cigarette Loads Auto Fooler Car Prank
Like drunks, smokers are always fair game for practical jokes, according to the Geneva Convention. A good way to observe this open season on smokers is by the use of cigarette loads. Cigarette loads are best used in a controlled setting, such as while sitting around playing cards or watching a game, etc. The best way to use them is to make a little pilot hole in the tobacco end of the cigarette with a toothpick or straightened out paper clip. Insert the load and then push it in a little farther. You don't want it to go off when they are lighting it, rather set it to go off after a few puffs. Loads are the sure cure for cigarette moochers. Keep a loaded cigarette in your pack with a little pencil mark on it or turned upside down so you'll be ready the next time the mooch needs one because he left his in the machine.

As you know, there are often times when you need to seriously torture your victim into thinking he has major engine trouble. Big clouds of smoke along with whistling sounds coming from the engine will usually do the trick. Simply wire an Auto Fooler to a spark plug and to ground (instructions are included). You can wire this device to any engine that has a spark plug, so in addition to cars and trucks, you can also prank scooters and motorcycles, boat motors or lawn mowers. When the victim starts the motor, a loud whistle will go off along with a big cloud of smoke.

Auto Foolers were first invented around 1941 and were available until 1990 or so. They have finally been reintroduced after an long period of engineering that would satisfy the Consumer Product Safety Commission. The new version does not have the final report (Bang!) as it used to but it does have a whistle and lots of smoke and works really great. Be sure to read all safety information included.




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fart bomb

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fart bomb
Simply squeeze the bubble inside the metallic envelope to start the fun off with a fart bomb. The envelope will puff up and explode with a pop, leaving a bad smell behind. Fart bombs are another version of a stink bomb. Fart bombs are sealed foil and plastic envelopes and contain bad smelling stuff plus ingredients to start a simple chemical reaction. To trigger the fart bomb you squeeze the little bubble of liquid inside the envelope until it ruptures. The envelope will start to puff up immediately and will explode with a loud pop in about a half a minute and leave a bad smell behind. Dropping the fart bomb in a trash barrel will amplify the sound. Since there is a short time delay with this type of stink bomb, you get a few seconds to make your getaway. You can also use fart bombs as booby traps by placing them strategically where they will be stepped on.


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