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Exploding Lipstick Dribble Glass
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exploding lipstick dribble glass
Looks exactly like an attractive tube of lipstick except this device fires a loud cap when it is pulled open. This is a reusable prank. Simply load with another cap and you're ready for the next victim. This prank requires caps, found on this page: The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.
Floater Fake Mouse
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Floating Turd fake mouse
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over 10 inches long and is extremely realistic.
Very realistic fake mouse. Place the fake mouse where it will surprise your victim. Mention casually beforehand that you heard there was a problem with mice in the neighborhood due to recent demolition and construction.
Crazy Spider Glass Breaking Sound
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Crazy Spider glass breaking sound

The Crazy Spider is a realistic fake spider mounted on top of a set of pull-back friction wheels. This prank works really great at the dinner table. Pull the spider back to load the spring and hide it under your hand . Wait until the time is right, then cut that sucker loose and watch it zip across the table.

This prank consists of two curved pieces of metal which, when dropped, makes a sound just like breaking glass. The setup is important to add credibility to this trick. Walk away with a tray full of glassware for example, and when you're out of sight, drop the metal pieces and shout out as if you just dropped the tray of glasses.

Today's Super Deal!

smoking donkey

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Smoking Donkey
Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere!

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