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Nail Thru Hand Floater
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nail thru hand Floating Turd
This prank creates the illusion of a nail stuck through the victim's hand. Slip this gauze and trick nail over your hand to create an instant fake injury. Run into the house screaming. Add realism to the prank by pounding loudly with actual hammer and nails just before the fake injury. A further enhancement can be achieved by dipping the "injured" hand in blue or black ink to suggest that circulation has been cut off below the bandage. A splash of fake blood is a nice touch as well.
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over 10 inches long and is extremely realistic.
Lotto Ticket, fake - Cha-Ching Chinese Finger Trap
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lotto ticket fake cha ching Chinese Finger Trap
The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

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1440 or more for $.10 each

Talking Toilet Dog Doo, Deluxe
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Talking Toilet dog doo deluxe
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Best quality Fake Dog Doo. This crap is realistic enough to fool the dog. This shit is made of a hard material and is an export of Spain. Each and every pile is guaranteed to be genuine fake crap.



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flying butterfly

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flying butterfly prank
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out and around the room. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart.


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