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Hand Farter Pocket Disgusting Sounds
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Hand Farter pocket disgusting sounds
The Hand Farter works like a whoopee cushion that you can conceal in your hand. Hold the device in your hand with the opening against your palm and squeeze. Farting sounds ensue. Blame others around you by pointing, nodding, or rolling your eyes. He who dealt it... As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included!
Sucker Money Hypno Glasses
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Don't you just hate it when drunken bums come up begging for money in the streets? Drop some of these fake bills around and watch the winos scramble for them. When they pick up the bill and see the inside, there's a message they do not really want to see: GET A JOB AND PICK UP SOME REAL MONEY! Also works great in front of banks or ATM's. Contains 10 per package.
"Look into my eyes and now do as I say." Beware the amazing magical powers of Hypno Glasses.
Lotto Ticket, fake - Cha-Ching Fart Clock
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The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Are you familiar with the bird clocks that make that annoying bird sounds every hour? Well finally there is a farting wall clock that signals each hour on the hour with unique farting sounds. As an additional deluxe feature to this clock, a light sensor detects darkness and mutes the clock sounds so it won't wake you up. Requires 3 AA batteries. Measures 11" in diameter.

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fart bomb

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fart bomb
Simply squeeze the bubble inside the metallic envelope to start the fun off with a fart bomb. The envelope will puff up and explode with a pop, leaving a bad smell behind. Fart bombs are another version of a stink bomb. Fart bombs are sealed foil and plastic envelopes and contain bad smelling stuff plus ingredients to start a simple chemical reaction. To trigger the fart bomb you squeeze the little bubble of liquid inside the envelope until it ruptures. The envelope will start to puff up immediately and will explode with a loud pop in about a half a minute and leave a bad smell behind. Dropping the fart bomb in a trash barrel will amplify the sound. Since there is a short time delay with this type of stink bomb, you get a few seconds to make your getaway. You can also use fart bombs as booby traps by placing them strategically where they will be stepped on.

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