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Kitty Crap Exploding Toilet Seat
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kitty crap Exploding Toilet Seat
Here is a realistic Kitty sized fake poop to get your victim's cat blamed for missing the litter box. Place this fake crap next to the litter box or on the expensive carpet or furniture and watch the fun.
Follow the instructions on the package to set up this prank. When the victim lifts up the toilet seat a very loud cap is triggered off.

This device can also be used as a booby trap for:

   * Books
   * Doors
   * Gift boxes

This device requires caps, found on this page:
Chinese Finger Trap Lotto Ticket, fake - Cha-Ching
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Chinese Finger Trap lotto ticket fake cha ching

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Cigarette Loads Pocket Disgusting Sounds
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Cigarette Loads pocket disgusting sounds
Like drunks, smokers are always fair game for practical jokes, according to the Geneva Convention. A good way to observe this open season on smokers is by the use of cigarette loads. Cigarette loads are best used in a controlled setting, such as while sitting around playing cards or watching a game, etc. The best way to use them is to make a little pilot hole in the tobacco end of the cigarette with a toothpick or straightened out paper clip. Insert the load and then push it in a little farther. You don't want it to go off when they are lighting it, rather set it to go off after a few puffs. Loads are the sure cure for cigarette moochers. Keep a loaded cigarette in your pack with a little pencil mark on it or turned upside down so you'll be ready the next time the mooch needs one because he left his in the machine.
As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included!

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butt putt

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butt putt
Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.

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