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Auto Fooler Crazy Spider
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Auto Fooler Smoking Car Prank Crazy Spider

As you know, there are often times when you need to seriously torture your victim into thinking he has major engine trouble. Big clouds of smoke along with whistling sounds coming from the engine will usually do the trick. Simply wire an Auto Fooler to a spark plug and to ground (instructions are included). You can wire this device to any engine that has a spark plug, so in addition to cars and trucks, you can also prank scooters and motorcycles, boat motors or lawn mowers. When the victim starts the motor, a loud whistle will go off along with a big cloud of smoke.


Auto Foolers were first invented around 1941 and were available until 1990 or so. They have finally been reintroduced after an long period of engineering that would satisfy the Consumer Product Safety Commission. The new version does not have the final report (Bang!) as it used to but it does have a whistle and lots of smoke and works really great. Be sure to read all
safety information included.





The Crazy Spider is a realistic fake spider mounted on top of a set of pull-back friction wheels. This prank works really great at the dinner table. Pull the spider back to load the spring and hide it under your hand . Wait until the time is right, then cut that sucker loose and watch it zip across the table.


Lotto Ticket, fake - Cha-Ching Cigarette Loads
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lotto ticket fake cha ching Cigarette Loads
The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Like drunks, smokers are always fair game for practical jokes, according to the Geneva Convention. A good way to observe this open season on smokers is by the use of cigarette loads. Cigarette loads are best used in a controlled setting, such as while sitting around playing cards or watching a game, etc. The best way to use them is to make a little pilot hole in the tobacco end of the cigarette with a toothpick or straightened out paper clip. Insert the load and then push it in a little farther. You don't want it to go off when they are lighting it, rather set it to go off after a few puffs. Loads are the sure cure for cigarette moochers. Keep a loaded cigarette in your pack with a little pencil mark on it or turned upside down so you'll be ready the next time the mooch needs one because he left his in the machine.
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Floating Turd Talking Toilet
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over 10 inches long and is extremely realistic.
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.



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flying butterfly

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flying butterfly prank
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out and around the room. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart.


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