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Disappearing Knife Nail Thru Hand
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Disappearing Knife nail thru hand

The disappearing knife is also known as a stage knife. That's because the blade retracts into the handle on this fake knife instead of actually stabbing the victim. The overall length of this knife is 7 1/2" . The blade is 3" long. (Make sure young children or simpletons witnessing your prank understand the trick or you could end up being stabbed by a real knife -- just saying.)

This prank creates the illusion of a nail stuck through the victim's hand. Slip this gauze and trick nail over your hand to create an instant fake injury. Run into the house screaming. Add realism to the prank by pounding loudly with actual hammer and nails just before the fake injury. A further enhancement can be achieved by dipping the "injured" hand in blue or black ink to suggest that circulation has been cut off below the bandage. A splash of fake blood is a nice touch as well.
Pocket Disgusting Sounds Dribble Glass
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pocket disgusting sounds dribble glass
As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included! The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.
Party Pooper Exploding Toilet Seat
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party pooper Exploding Toilet Seat
Secretly place the Party Pooper on the toilet seat and wait for the reactions! This rendition of a fake turd is so nicely created that the main problem is that it gets flushed away by the victim who thinks it is the real thing. You can also place this prank on the bedsheets or in the dirty laundry.
Follow the instructions on the package to set up this prank. When the victim lifts up the toilet seat a very loud cap is triggered off.

This device can also be used as a booby trap for:

   * Books
   * Doors
   * Gift boxes



This device requires caps, found on this page:
http://www.fakecrap.com/caps-p/1020.htm



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smoking donkey

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Smoking Donkey
Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere!


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