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Smoking Donkey Police Badge, Fake
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Smoking Donkey genuine fake police badge
Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere! Very realistic official sized fake police badge that says "Special Police". Flip this out from inside your billfold to add realism to any phony investigation or fake arrest. Also makes a great costume accessory. the Special Police badge is made of metal and measures 2 1/2" long. The badge has a pin on the back to attach to a fake uniform.
Cockroach, Fake Stink Bombs
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fake cockroach stink bombs
Here is an extremely realistic 2 inch long fake cockroach that has many uses. Put one under the bar of soap for example or leave it on the victim's sandwich. Make a nice surprise by leaving it under a couple of layers of toilet paper on the roll. Fake cockroaches make great decorations anywhere.
Stink bombs are little glass ampules that contain ammonium sulfide. Stink bombs are powerful and will definitely have an impact on everyone in a closed room. The length of time of that effect depends of course on air circulation and the size of the room. Stink bombs are probably the most popular of the commercially produced practical joke products. To set one off you break it, usually by stepping on it. Or, you can be creative and tape one to an opened door hinge for example, and then the stink bomb will go off when someone closes the door. Or you can place one carefully under the leg of a chair so when the unsuspecting victim comes in and sits down he sets it off himself. Each package contains 3 stink bombs.
Dribble Glass Lotto Ticket, fake - Broadway Dollars
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dribble glass lotto ticket fake broadway dollars
The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.
The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.



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drinking bird

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Drinking Bird
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids. Makes a great bar decoration.


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