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Lotto Ticket, fake - Cha-Ching Squirting Nickel
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lotto ticket fake cha ching Squirting Nickel
The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

The squirting nickel is a nicely crafted little prank that is always good for a laugh. This is an actual nickel that has been modified in a machine shop to include a little brass chamber in the hollowed out back and a little pin hole in the front. To load the squirt nickel you hold it under water and squeeze the nickel until you don't see any more air bubbles. Dry off the nickel and you're ready. Ask the victim if he can read the date on the coin or, if he can see the sprinkler system on Jefferson's lawn. When he gets in range, squeeze the nickel and a little stream of water hits the victim in the face. One more way to approach the victim: ask if he can see the flower garden in front of Jefferson's house. Then you can say: whoops, there goes the sprinkler system.
Dog Doo, Rubber Pocket Disgusting Sounds
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rubber dog doo pocket disgusting sounds
Genuine Fake Dog Doo made of rubber. Very realistic. Finally, some decent fake crap for less than a buck! Cheaper by the crock!
As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included!
Kitty Crap Dribble Glass
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kitty crap dribble glass
Here is a realistic Kitty sized fake poop to get your victim's cat blamed for missing the litter box. Place this fake crap next to the litter box or on the expensive carpet or furniture and watch the fun.
The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.



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butt putt

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butt putt
Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.


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