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Rubber Chocolate Donut Pocket Disgusting Sounds
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rubber chocolate donut pocket disgusting sounds
The genuine fake chocolate rubber donut definitely looks good enough to eat, and it is the same size and weight as a regular donut. As an added plus, this fake donut is totally low in cholesterol, as well as any other edible ingredients.
As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included!
Jumbo Sunglasses Crazy Spider
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jumbo sunglasses Crazy Spider
Give yourself a big new look with giant sunglasses. The frames of these glasses are offset to fit most heads.

The Crazy Spider is a realistic fake spider mounted on top of a set of pull-back friction wheels. This prank works really great at the dinner table. Pull the spider back to load the spring and hide it under your hand . Wait until the time is right, then cut that sucker loose and watch it zip across the table.


Potato Gun Fake Egg
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potato gun fake egg
This is a modern version of the old fashioned "spud gun". Simply poke the end of the gun into a potato to load it up, then fire. An average potato yields about 300 rounds. Shoots up to 50 feet and is harmless. Ammo is readily available in the produce aisle of any grocery store.
Very realistic looking fake egg, This fake egg is made of solid plastic and very similar in weight to a regular egg. The fake egg is 2 inches long and weighs 1.3 ounces. Can you tell which one is fake in the second picture? It's the one on the right. Of course the obvious trick is to toss this egg to the victim. Also give a real egg to the victim and have them do everything you do with the fake egg.



Today's Super Deal!

smoking donkey

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Smoking Donkey
Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere!


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