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Fake Mouse Exhaust Whistle
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fake mouse exhaust pipe whistle
Very realistic fake mouse. Place the fake mouse where it will surprise your victim. Mention casually beforehand that you heard there was a problem with mice in the neighborhood due to recent demolition and construction. How many times have you wished you could torture your victim by making him think he has car problems? Well, here's a simple, cheap, and harmless way to annoy the crap out of anybody. The exhaust pipe whistle acts like a reed and when placed in the stream of outgoing exhaust in the car's tailpipe, a loud whistling will occur. This usually has the effect of driving the victim nuts, thinking that there is something wrong with the car. One time a young man had his mother's car and was visiting one of the neighbor's daughters. We slipped an exhaust whistle into his tailpipe and off he went, only about 100 feet before he stopped. Freaking out, he just knew his mother was going to kill him for whatever the heck he did to her car. We let him off the hook of course, after a bit of torture during which we interrogated him about his driving habits. One customer wrote in with a story of how he actually got himself fired by putting the whistle in a co-workers car. Coincidentally the car broke down, a complaint was filed and the prankster was suddenly unemployed. There's another rather mean story of a guy I know who, as an act of revenge, used a broomstick to push the exhaust pipe whistle so deep into the victim's tailpipe that it had to be cut out with a torch. The exhaust whistle will fit most tailpipes. Just bend the side flanges for a snug fit. When you want to let your mark off the hook, you can fish the whistle out of the tailpipe with a coat hanger and use it again. Use two for dual exhaust vehicles.
Tiny Hands Foaming Lighter
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tiny hands freaky foaming lighter
Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Hilarious lighter prank shoots foam five feet into the air.
Foam is harmless and disappears in minutes.
Refillable lighter includes filler can that holds up to 20 charges.
Easy to use, comes with instructions.

Additional Refill Cans are $6.95 and you can buy them at Foaming Lighter Refill
Bang Gun with Flag Paint Ball Splats
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Bang Flag Gun paint ball splatts
Here's a great prop for a goofy video. It's just like the gun you've seen in the cartoons. You just pull the trigger and a little flag flies out that says BANG.
Paint Ball Splats are harmless stickers that will make your victim think his car has been hit by actual paint balls. Mention to the intended victim that you heard there were punk kids shooting at cars with paint ball guns, then decorate his car with these harmless stickers. These stickers can be used on cars, helmets, walls, lockers, doors, etc., and are harmless to the finish. Each sheet contains 6 fake paint ball splats.



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butt putt

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butt putt
Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.


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