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Exploding Toilet Seat Dribble Glass
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Exploding Toilet Seat dribble glass
Follow the instructions on the package to set up this prank. When the victim lifts up the toilet seat a very loud cap is triggered off.

This device can also be used as a booby trap for:

   * Books
   * Doors
   * Gift boxes



This device requires caps, found on this page:
http://www.fakecrap.com/caps-p/1020.htm
The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.
Chinese Finger Trap Kitty Crap
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Chinese Finger Trap kitty crap

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

Here is a realistic Kitty sized fake poop to get your victim's cat blamed for missing the litter box. Place this fake crap next to the litter box or on the expensive carpet or furniture and watch the fun.
Dog Doo, Rubber Talking Toilet
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rubber dog doo Talking Toilet
Genuine Fake Dog Doo made of rubber. Very realistic. Finally, some decent fake crap for less than a buck! Cheaper by the crock!
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.



Today's Super Deal!

butt putt

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butt putt
Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.


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