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Fart Machine #2 Drinking Bird
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fart machine 2 Drinking Bird
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids.
Hand Farter Potato Gun
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Hand Farter potato gun
The Hand Farter is a hand held version of the whoopee cushion. Hold the device in your hand with the opening against your palm and squeeze. Farting sounds ensue. Blame others around you by pointing, nodding, or rolling your eyes. He who dealt it... This is a modern version of the old fashioned "spud gun". Simply poke the end of the gun into a potato to load it up, then fire. An average potato yields about 300 rounds. Shoots up to 50 feet and is harmless. Ammo is available at the grocery store.
Rubber Chocolate Donut Puff Cigarettes
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rubber chocolate donut puff cigarettes
Genuine fake chocolate donut looks good enough to eat. Set the trap for the greedy donut hogs and watch them bite into this fake rubber pastry. This is an item that is definitely low in cholesterol as well as any other edible ingredients.
1 to 11 packs for $.75 each
12 to 47 packs for $.65 each
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telescopic fork

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telescopic fork
You can have some instant fun any time food is served when you have your telescopic fork. This specially made fork is a cross between a fork and a telescoping antenna. It extends out over two feet to give you a nice reach all around the dinner table or buffet bar. Make use of snappy lines such as: You don't mind sharing, do you? Do you mind if I play through? Okay, fork it over. Retracts to 9 inches.


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