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Shock Pen Exploding Pen
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When you have a desire to administer a mild electric shock to your victim, reach for the Shock Pen. The Shock Pen is a starling prank that will deliver a mild electric shock to the hapless victim who tries to write with it. A good way to set up this trick is to approach the victim with a piece of paper. The paper could be a petition, a sign-up sheet, or just a blank piece of paper with the explanation for the victim to draw a circle and then you're going to show them a really good joke. When the pen is presented in this way, the victim will almost always take the pen you hand them, even if they have their own. And then when they press the button down on the pen they get a startling but harmless shock.

This pen triggers off a super loud bang when the top is pulled off.

Get the victim to draw an "x" on a piece of paper with the promise that you will show him a cool trick.
This ruse will distract him from the pen.

This reusable prank requires strip caps, found on this page: http://www.fakecrap.com/caps-p/1020.htm
Chinese Finger Trap Squirting Nickel
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Chinese Finger Trap Squirting Nickel

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

The squirting nickel is a nicely crafted little prank that is always good for a laugh. This is an actual nickel that has been modified in a machine shop to include a little brass chamber in the hollowed out back and a little pin hole in the front. To load the squirt nickel you hold it under water and squeeze the nickel until you don't see any more air bubbles. Dry off the nickel and you're ready. Ask the victim if he can read the date on the coin or, if he can see the sprinkler system on Jefferson's lawn. When he gets in range, squeeze the nickel and a little stream of water hits the victim in the face. One more way to approach the victim: ask if he can see the flower garden in front of Jefferson's house. Then you can say: whoops, there goes the sprinkler system.
Double Sided Quarters, Heads Lotto Ticket, fake - Mega Cash
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double headed quarter lotto ticket fake mega cash
Heads I win - ALWAYS - with this double sided quarter. This is a specialty coin made up in a machine shop using two actual quarters. The coins are milled and then one quarter is inlaid into another so both sides are always heads, guaranteed.

The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.




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fart machine 2

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fart machine 2
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.


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