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Sucker Money Smoking Donkey
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sucker money Smoking Donkey
Don't you just hate it when drunken bums come up begging for money in the streets? Drop some of these fake bills around and watch the winos scramble for them. When they pick up the bill and see the inside, there's a message they do not really want to see: GET A JOB AND PICK UP SOME REAL MONEY! Also works great in front of banks or ATM's. Contains 10 per package.
Here's a device for the smoker that is delightfully tacky yet refreshingly tasteless. It's a donkey with a box on it's back. You load this box up with cigarettes. Then, when you press down on the donkey's ears, a cigarette is dispensed from out the donkey's wazzoo. Quite literally, it dispenses cigarettes out the Ass! The Smoking Donkey stands 5" tall, is 8" long and holds 24 cigarettes. Looks great anywhere!
Cigarette Loads Lotto Ticket, fake - Cha-Ching
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Cigarette Loads lotto ticket fake cha ching
Like drunks, smokers are always fair game for practical jokes, according to the Geneva Convention. A good way to observe this open season on smokers is by the use of cigarette loads. Cigarette loads are best used in a controlled setting, such as while sitting around playing cards or watching a game, etc. The best way to use them is to make a little pilot hole in the tobacco end of the cigarette with a toothpick or straightened out paper clip. Insert the load and then push it in a little farther. You don't want it to go off when they are lighting it, rather set it to go off after a few puffs. Loads are the sure cure for cigarette moochers. Keep a loaded cigarette in your pack with a little pencil mark on it or turned upside down so you'll be ready the next time the mooch needs one because he left his in the machine.
The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Talking Refrigerator Itching Powder
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Talking Refrigerator itching powder
The talking refrigerator prank insults the next person to open the refrigerator.

Turn the switch on this wisecracking novelty and place it inside the refrigerator. It is light activated so when the refrigerator door opens, the insults start. What better way to help the dieter?

Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Skin contact with itching powder will cause immediate itching. Itching powder has a long history of appearances in sleeping bags, bed sheets, underwear, and clothing. Itching powder is just a harmless plant fiber (ground rose hips) and the effects are easily neutralized by simply washing it off.



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fart bomb

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Simply squeeze the bubble inside the metallic envelope to start the fun off with a fart bomb. The envelope will puff up and explode with a pop, leaving a bad smell behind. Fart bombs are another version of a stink bomb. Fart bombs are sealed foil and plastic envelopes and contain bad smelling stuff plus ingredients to start a simple chemical reaction. To trigger the fart bomb you squeeze the little bubble of liquid inside the envelope until it ruptures. The envelope will start to puff up immediately and will explode with a loud pop in about a half a minute and leave a bad smell behind. Dropping the fart bomb in a trash barrel will amplify the sound. Since there is a short time delay with this type of stink bomb, you get a few seconds to make your getaway. You can also use fart bombs as booby traps by placing them strategically where they will be stepped on.


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