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Pocket Disgusting Sounds Lotto Ticket, fake - Mega Cash
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As you know, disgusting bodily sounds such as puking or farting are extremely hilarious, especially when you can produce them on demand. Timing is everything so with this pocket sized device you can produce any one of six horrible, disgusting sounds by simply pressing a button. This device is perfect to lend some hilarity to the bathroom stall experience and also for those awkward conversational pauses. Puking sounds can brighten anyone's day. Keep it handy also for those pesky telemarketer phone calls. It's also quite useful in leaving horrible messages on your victim's voice mail or answering machine. The six disgusting sounds include: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries are included!

The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

Foaming Lighter Hand Farter
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freaky foaming lighter Hand Farter
Hilarious lighter prank shoots foam five feet into the air.
Foam is harmless and disappears in minutes.
Refillable lighter includes filler can that holds up to 20 charges.
Easy to use, comes with instructions.

Additional Refill Cans are $6.95 and you can buy them at Foaming Lighter Refill
The Hand Farter works like a whoopee cushion that you can conceal in your hand. Hold the device in your hand with the opening against your palm and squeeze. Farting sounds ensue. Blame others around you by pointing, nodding, or rolling your eyes. He who dealt it...
Shock Pen Floater
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When you have a desire to administer a mild electric shock to your victim, reach for the Shock Pen. The Shock Pen is a starling prank that will deliver a mild electric shock to the hapless victim who tries to write with it. A good way to set up this trick is to approach the victim with a piece of paper. The paper could be a petition, a sign-up sheet, or just a blank piece of paper with the explanation for the victim to draw a circle and then you're going to show them a really good joke. When the pen is presented in this way, the victim will almost always take the pen you hand them, even if they have their own. And then when they press the button down on the pen they get a startling but harmless shock.

Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over ten inches long and is extremely realistic.



Today's Super Deal!

fart machine 2

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fart machine 2
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.


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