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Paint Ball Splats Itching Powder
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paint ball splatts itching powder
Paint Ball Splats are harmless stickers that will make your victim think his car has been hit by actual paint balls. Mention to the intended victim that you heard there were punk kids shooting at cars with paint ball guns, then decorate his car with these harmless stickers. These stickers can be used on cars, helmets, walls, lockers, doors, etc., and are harmless to the finish. Each sheet contains 6 fake paint ball splats. Skin contact with itching powder will cause immediate itching. Itching powder has a long history of appearances in sleeping bags, bed sheets, underwear, and clothing. Itching powder is just a harmless plant fiber (ground rose hips) and the effects are easily neutralized by simply washing it off.
Exploding Pen Snake, fake
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exploding pen 36" fake snake
This pen triggers off a super loud bang when the top is pulled off.

Get the victim to draw an "x" on a piece of paper with the promise that you will show him a cool trick.
This ruse will distract him from the pen.

This reusable prank requires strip caps, found on this page:
Very realistic three foot long fake snake is perfect for practical jokes. Position the fake snake artfully in a plant, in a brief case or purse or by the front door. Or use some mono-filament fishing line tied around the snake's head to make a startling prank for the beer cooler, car door, cabinet, or toilet seat. Simply tie a length of line so that the snake flies up at the victim when they open the cooler, door, or toilet lid. Many uses. Comes in assorted colors.
Handicap Parking Tickets Lotto Ticket, fake - Broadway Dollars
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Handicap Parking Tickets lotto ticket fake broadway dollars
Handicapped Parking does not include mentally handicapped! Here's the perfect message for the lazy idiots who park illegally in handicap zones.
$1.00 for a package of 15.
The victim scratches his ticket off and thinks he wins $10,000. But, not so fast there sport! It's a fake. Lesson learned: there's no such thing as easy money. Get a job!

A good way to set up this practical joke is to mix this "ringer" in with some real scratch off tickets.

Cheap Tricks carries the TRICKTICS (tm) brand of fake lotto tickets. These are the folks who originally came out with this prank and they're still the best on the market. Read the back of the ticket. It's actually funny unlike the cheesy knock-offs of this product.

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butt putt

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butt putt
Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.

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