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Tiny Hands Floater
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tiny hands Floating Turd
Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over ten inches long and is extremely realistic.
Talking Toilet Chinese Finger Trap
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Talking Toilet Chinese Finger Trap
When you want to startle the crap out of your victim, a good time to do this is when they're actually sitting on the crapper. The talking toilet prank is activated when the unsuspecting victim sits on the toilet seat. A pressure sensitive switch placed under the seat kicks off the sound generator, which can be hidden behind the toilet. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

Talking Refrigerator Dribble Glass
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Talking Refrigerator dribble glass
The talking refrigerator prank insults the next person to open the refrigerator.

Turn the switch on this wisecracking novelty and place it inside the refrigerator. It is light activated so when the refrigerator door opens, the insults start. What better way to help the dieter?

Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
The Dribble Glass is a specially crafted drinking glass which has holes etched into the design so they are hard to notice. When the victim takes a drink, the liquid dribbles all over him. The Dribble Glass capacity is about 8 ounces up to the etchings. If you examine the Dribble Glass very carefully you will see small holes through the glass etched into the design on the glass. The average person will not notice this and the average drunk will definitely not notice. When the victim attempts to drink out of the glass, the liquid dribbles out of the little holes. This trick is best played with liquids that will not leave a stain. One of our customers ordered a large quantity of dribble glasses to use for a toast at her wedding -- pulling off a major gotcha!. She recommended using apple cider as it will not leave a stain.

Today's Super Deal!

drinking bird

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Drinking Bird
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids. Makes a great bar decoration.

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