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Floater Hand Farter
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Floating Turd Hand Farter
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over ten inches long and is extremely realistic.
The Hand Farter works like a whoopee cushion that you can conceal in your hand. Hold the device in your hand with the opening against your palm and squeeze. Farting sounds ensue. Blame others around you by pointing, nodding, or rolling your eyes. He who dealt it...
Squirting Nickel Tiny Hands
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Squirting Nickel tiny hands
The squirting nickel is a nicely crafted little prank that is always good for a laugh. This is an actual nickel that has been modified in a machine shop to include a little brass chamber in the hollowed out back and a little pin hole in the front. To load the squirt nickel you hold it under water and squeeze the nickel until you don't see any more air bubbles. Dry off the nickel and you're ready. Ask the victim if he can read the date on the coin or, if he can see the sprinkler system on Jefferson's lawn. When he gets in range, squeeze the nickel and a little stream of water hits the victim in the face. One more way to approach the victim: ask if he can see the flower garden in front of Jefferson's house. Then you can say: whoops, there goes the sprinkler system.
Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Party Pooper Chinese Finger Trap
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party pooper Chinese Finger Trap
Secretly place the Party Pooper on the toilet seat and wait for the reactions! This rendition of a fake turd is so nicely created that the main problem is that it gets flushed away by the victim who thinks it is the real thing. You can also place this prank on the bedsheets or in the dirty laundry.

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

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12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each




Today's Super Deal!

butt putt

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butt putt
Practice your putting with the farting practice putter! Knock the ball into the hole and a fart sound is the payoff. The Butt Putt features 6 different fart noises. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.


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