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Rubber Chocolate Donut Hand Farter
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rubber chocolate donut Hand Farter
The genuine fake chocolate rubber donut definitely looks good enough to eat, and it is the same size and weight as a regular donut. As an added plus, this fake donut is totally low in cholesterol, as well as any other edible ingredients.
The Hand Farter works like a whoopee cushion that you can conceal in your hand. Hold the device in your hand with the opening against your palm and squeeze. Farting sounds ensue. Blame others around you by pointing, nodding, or rolling your eyes. He who dealt it...
Telescopic Fork Tiny Hands
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telescopic fork tiny hands
You can have some instant fun any time food is served when you have your telescopic fork. This specially made fork is a cross between a fork and a telescoping antenna. It extends out over two feet to give you a nice reach all around the dinner table or buffet bar. Make use of snappy lines such as: You don't mind sharing, do you? Do you mind if I play through? Okay, fork it over. Retracts down to 9 inches. Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Chinese Finger Trap Floater
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Chinese Finger Trap Floating Turd

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over ten inches long and is extremely realistic.



Today's Super Deal!

drinking bird

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Drinking Bird
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids. Makes a great bar decoration.


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