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Tiny Hands Floater
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tiny hands Floating Turd
Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Here's a giant turd that is especially made to float in the pool. Also works great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, and in the bed too. This "captain's log" is over ten inches long and is extremely realistic.
Talking Refrigerator Fart Clock
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Talking Refrigerator fart clock
The talking refrigerator prank insults the next person to open the refrigerator.

Turn the switch on this wisecracking novelty and place it inside the refrigerator. It is light activated so when the refrigerator door opens, the insults start. What better way to help the dieter?

Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Easy to follow instructions on back of package.
Are you familiar with the bird clocks that make that annoying bird sounds every hour? Well finally there is a farting wall clock that signals each hour on the hour with unique farting sounds. As an additional deluxe feature to this clock, a light sensor detects darkness and mutes the clock sounds so it won't wake you up. Requires 3 AA batteries. Measures 11" in diameter.
Chinese Finger Trap Rubber Chocolate Donut
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Chinese Finger Trap rubber chocolate donut

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

The genuine fake chocolate rubber donut definitely looks good enough to eat, and it is the same size and weight as a regular donut. As an added plus, this fake donut is totally low in cholesterol, as well as any other edible ingredients.



Today's Super Deal!

drinking bird

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Drinking Bird
Here is the classic amazing perpetual motion drinking bird, back in production. Simply wet the bird's head and place next to a glass filled with water. The Drinking Bird will continue to bob up and down as long as there is water in the glass. This device is as close as one can get to an actual perpetual motion machine and works by principles of thermodynamics. This product contains methylene chloride and is not suitable for young children but can make an interesting science project for older kids. Makes a great bar decoration.


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