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Exhaust Whistle Double Sided Quarters, Heads
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exhaust pipe whistle double headed quarter
How many times have you wished you could torture your victim by making him think he has car problems? Well, here's a simple, cheap, and harmless way to annoy the crap out of anybody. The exhaust pipe whistle acts like a reed and when placed in the stream of outgoing exhaust in the car's tailpipe, a loud whistling will occur. This usually has the effect of driving the victim nuts, thinking that there is something wrong with the car. One time a young man had his mother's car and was visiting one of the neighbor's daughters. We slipped an exhaust whistle into his tailpipe and off he went, only about 100 feet before he stopped. Freaking out, he just knew his mother was going to kill him for whatever the heck he did to her car. We let him off the hook of course, after a bit of torture during which we interrogated him about his driving habits. One customer wrote in with a story of how he actually got himself fired by putting the whistle in a co-workers car. Coincidentally the car broke down, a complaint was filed and the prankster was suddenly unemployed. There's another rather mean story of a guy I know who, as an act of revenge, used a broomstick to push the exhaust pipe whistle so deep into the victim's tailpipe that it had to be cut out with a torch. The exhaust whistle will fit most tailpipes. Just bend the side flanges for a snug fit. When you want to let your mark off the hook, you can fish the whistle out of the tailpipe with a coat hanger and use it again. Use two for dual exhaust vehicles.
Heads I win - ALWAYS - with this double sided quarter. This is a specialty coin made up in a machine shop using two actual quarters. The coins are milled and then one quarter is inlaid into another so both sides are always heads, guaranteed.
Hypno Glasses Flying Butterfly
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hypno glasses flying butterfly prank
"Look into my eyes and now do as I say." Beware the amazing power of Hypno Glasses.
Imagine your victim opening their birthday card, only to have a butterfly suddenly flying out and around the room. The Flying Butterfly is a wind-up device that can fly 20 feet up in the air. To prepare the Flying Butterfly, grasp the device by the tail and wind up the front half like a propeller. Wind it up 25 turns, then insert it in the card or book. Test it a time or two before you put it to use. It can be used over and over. Do not send this to somebody with a weak heart.
Chinese Finger Trap Tiny Hands
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Chinese Finger Trap tiny hands

Most American kids are unable to escape from Chinese Finger Traps. Read about it here:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/08/prweb274255.htm

This classic prank fools kids and unknowing adults. Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. The trick to escaping the finger trap is to push the ends of the trap inward, toward the middle, thereby enlarging the openings. Made of bamboo.

1 to 11 pieces for $.30 each
12 to 143 pieces for $.20 each
144 to 1439 pieces for $.15 each
1440 or more for $.10 each

Tricks up your sleeves when you grab a pair of tiny hands. Have some laughs with genuine fake tiny hands, as seen with Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.



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fart machine 2

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fart machine 2
As we move forward into the 21st century we look back at some of the greatest advances in technology of our time. On any list of modern technical marvels one would have to include the development of color television, the refinement of the automatic transmission, and of course, in perhaps one of the most stunning breakthroughs of our age, the development of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine. And now, the makers of the original Fart Machine have refined their invention with the production of the Fart Machine No. 2. The Fart Machine No. 2 has twice the range of the original and can now be operated from 100 feet away. More importantly, the new device incorporates boom box technology for louder sounds. A chamber on the back of the new Fart Machine twists out for greater resonance and increased bass and volume. The new Fart Machine also has increased the number and variety of sounds.


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